GOAT Mag #1 November 2013 | Page 6

Imagine if your older brother was the one thing standing between you and getting married. Well for Christine Forster, the younger sister of our Honourable Prime Minister Tony Abbott, this is the case. Heavy right? On October 22nd legislation was passed in the ACT that constitutionalised and legislates gay marriage. Considering the archaic social policy of the current Liberal government, this is a pretty huge step forward given the current climate. A piece by Douglas Simkin Imagine if your older brother was the one thing standing between you and getting married. Well for Christine Forster, the younger sister of our Honourable Prime Minister Tony Abbott, this is the case. Heav y right? On October 22nd legislation was passed in the ACT that constitutionalised and legislates gay marriage. C onsidering the archaic social polic y of the current Liberal government, this is a pretty huge step forward given the current climate. We seek to delve deep into some of the changes proposed by our brand new coalition government. We all know the r umours about the Great Barrier Reef and heterosexual couples getting money for marriage, but what’s really going on? Here is an in depth look at a few of the proposed changes. Gay Marriage: S o in recent news, Tony Abbott has said that he will ‘attend’ his sisters marriage, but that he cannot ‘suppor t it’, due to his traditionalist viewpoint on the topic. Astounding times really. S o apart from proving that blood is indeed no thicker than water, what else has Abbott done in regards to marriage? Well, the issue that most people are up in arms about is the money given to heterosexual couples when they marr y. Let’s look at this in detail. Mr Abbott has proposed to give couples a $200 voucher that they can use on a variety of ser vices when they register their intent to marr y. These ser vices can include counselling, dispute resolution, financial management or parenting skills classes. Its interesting to note that as same sex couple aren’t allowed to register an intent to marr y, then there is a significant demographic who miss out on the advantages of these ser vices. To us here at GOAT, it also seems strange that Abbott is tr ying to fund ser vices for couples that probably shouldn’t be getting married in the first place. Funny how the C oalition gave L abor constant f lak about spending the countr y’s money on unnecessar y things, when Abbott is doing the exact same thing in an attempt to tr y and save the ‘sanctity of marriage’. S o much for the separation of church and state. Great Barrier Reef: Does anyone remember the time that Tony Abbott claimed climate change was a load of ‘crap’? Well, I certainly haven’t forgotten, but it seems like an overwhelming majority of the population who voted for him have. So what is likely to happen to the Great Barrier Reef, a national icon and a member of one of the 7 wonders of the natural world? Firstly, the coalition has started to remove certain elements of the climate change policy implemented by the Labor government in the last 6 years. This includes completely abolishing Australia’s Climate Change Comission, an institution tha t spent every year since its inception coming up with new and innovative ways to help combat climate change on a local level. Aside from dismantling policy, Abbott has also begun initiating the removal of coal from next to certain sections of the reef. The reef sits aside the Galilee Basin, one of the most coal rich environments in the world, and an expansion of operations in this region would mean a huge increase in the number of cargo ships and transports coming through the reef when they pick up coal. Due to the extra mines that would be opening in the area, there is a fear that increased emissions so close to the national park would be detrimental to all life on the reef itself. Tony Abbott definitely isn’t thinking long term on this issue. While yes, extra coalmines would increase jobs in the region and provide Australia with a lot of money; the long term effects could be disastrous. If the reef is destroyed or damaged, not only would it be a national tragedy, but millions of dollars would be lost from the tourism industry. I have lived on college for three years, and without fail 90%+ of all foreign exchange students I meet go up and dive around the reef. Good to see you looked into the future on that one, Tony. This is our first political essay here at GOAT, and while not every issue will have a long rant about the pitfalls of Tony Abbotts coalition government, it is certainly a good place to start, considering the number of toes he is treading on in the process of implementing the changes proposed during the election campaign. GOAT OUT.