GLOSS Issue 20 FEB 2015 | Page 67

Those people who follow my personal blog would be aware that I have absolutely no issues with being, shall we say, the embodiment of the definition of this month’s GLOSS theme. Let’s take it apart and see, shall we? disruption NOUN Line breaks: dis|rup¦tion Disturbance or problems which interrupt an event, activity, or process. I believe that I could be summed up most politely as a disturbance. A certain Senator let’s call her... ooohhh... Maxima, in keeping with the Superman theme - may see me more as an irritant, a bother, or even a pest, but let’s stick with disturbance for now. I have continued my career as a disrupter of late. Perry White, aka Editor of the Daily Planet, sent me in my day job as intrepid and fearless reporter Lois Lane to seek out the truth behind what became known in the newspaper game as HonourGate, or the Case of the Blue(blooded) KryptoKnight. For those unfamilar with this torrid state of affairs, it involved Lex Luthor, cunningly disguised in a pair of speedos, a fairly elderly man known largely for committing social faux pas and shooting anything that moves, possibly including Lex Luthor, and the Australian public. Where, you may ask, was Superman when we needed him? That one is yet to be revealed, and as this is not strictly speaking a political column, my answer shall stay within the confines of the Fortress of Solitude, along with the answer to who killed JFK and the answer to life, the universe and everything*. What I did find out was this, during my time out on the streets with my faithful sidekick Jimmy Olsen (otherwise known as Osky the Spy Cat, who gave up after half an hour and went back to sleep). Australians are, by and large, fond of being disruptive. We don’t settle to the status quo, and we don’t like being told what to do. We particularly don’t appreciate authority figures assuming that we will accept anything less than disrupters in their turn to look up to and admire. Does this make us a nation of brawlers? No. That’s not my point. My point is that we recognise an inherent need to not dumb down the process of selecting our heroes, and we respect those who are prepared to disturb unfair treatment within the political system, the workplace, the home, the military, the sporting arena, the public sector and protective services. Disruption to the majority of Australians is more than a hashtag or a catchcry. It is more than an of the moment business phrase, more than a Gen Y thought process. It’s something we have embraced since the ANZACs decided to put a little bit of bush mateship into the way they played with the British officers. This is something that I feel Lex Luthor, in all his newly-found super-powers, may not quite have understood. Just because one has the ability to use KryptoKnight, doesn’t mean it necessarily imbues one with the wisdom to control it. Nor the ability to see that despite the glorious blue glow of its jewel-like tones, sometimes it shines a false light... ...and leaves a path of true disturbance - as opposed to disruption - in its wake. This time, I don’t think there’s going to be a man in a red cape coming to save us either. Maybe it’s time for Wonder Woman and the Justice League instead? Now that’s what I call disruptive thinking. *It’s 42. In case you were wondering.