Project Bulletproof needs your ideas !
The LOL team is now officially rolling out Project Bulletproof to the masses . What is Project Bulletproof ? Well it ’ s quite simple , really ! We are collecting and testing ideas for Best Practices on the LMS Ads platform . We then share out our results with you and you can use our data driven insights ( across all our advertisers ) to help your clients achieve better campaign performance and higher ROI with LMS Ads ! How does it work ? You submit an idea for us to A / B test . We test it . We compare it to aggregate advertiser data . We slice it up by advertiser industry and target audience . We share our results back . You showcase it to your reps and clients . You look like a campaign gangsta . Everyone loves you < 3 Check out go / bulletproof for more info !
Have questions ? email us at bulletproof @ linkedin . com
Entire SF Team Requests DC Transfer After Allison ’ s Shocking Announcement
San Francisco , CA -- In reaction to the startling AdOps Management email distributed June 23 1PM PST , half of the San Francisco office ’ s 9th floor is now planning their move to our nation ’ s capital . The Government vertical is completely overwhelmed by requests to assist with their books . “ We need to drain the swamp--of requests ” said D . C . AE Andrew Phillips upon receiving his umteenth email from a Bay Area CM . “ It ’ s honestly--it ’ s horseshit ,” said Jarrod Butler , who was the only one in San Francisco capable of forming whole sentences or using words . “ I quit eating bread two years ago and this single day ’ s news has been harder than the last 700 breadless days of my life .”
The request for comment as met with mostly screams , some shouts , and one small trashcan fire that was still not contained at press time . “ AAAAAAAAHHHHH ,” shouted one SF CM who asked not to be identified but who was definitely Daisy Ching .
Managers are now faced with the reality of what they have done . “ Somewhere between the slew of requests to transfer and that trashcan fire that honestly looks like it ’ s getting a little out of hand , I realized that maybe people are a little upset at this .”