Geek Syndicate Issue 9 March 2014 | Page 15

Geek Syndicate There was also a moral lesson from the ballads of Robin Hood. Robin was a pious man who would never miss a mass. It’s this very character trait that gets him in trouble in the ballad Robin Hood and the Monk. Well, his devotion to the Christian god (or more specifically the Virgin Mary) and his refusal to take good advice. Robin is recognized in Nottingham by a monk he had previously robbed and captured. It is up to Little John and his fellows to deal with the monk and rescue the outlaw leader. Being a devout servant of Mary, the Robin of the ballads would never harm a woman, nor see harm done to one. He lives a seemingly chaste life as Maid Marian did not feature in any of the early ballads. Life in medieval Britain was cheap. This is reflected in the ballads where there is a high body count. Often, the violence in the tales is brutal. In Guy of Gisburne’s only appearance in the ballads (in the ballad named after him, Robin Hood and Guy of Gisburne), the bounty hunter has been hired by the Sheriff of Nottingham to hunt down the outlaw who is based in Barnesdale (South Yorkshire). Little John is captured and so Robin must elude his new foe and rescue his faithful lieutenant. When they meet, Guy and Robin engage in a long combat. Eventually, Guy is brutally butchered in by our hero. Robin beheads the corpse, places it on the point of a lance. With this brutal trophy and disguised in Guy’s trademark Horse Hide cloak, Robin tricks the Sheriff and frees John. This ballad sees the demise not only of Guy, but also of the Sherriff of Nottingham. Fleeing from the scene, the sheriff is struck down by a mighty arrow from Little John. His heart is split in two by the feathered shaft. The above tale brings us to an interesting point. The Robin of the ballads is often based in Barnesdale forest which was located in South Yorkshire, somewhat north of Doncaster. Despite this, the chief villain of the ballads was indeed, the Sheriff of Nottingham. This was quite some travelling distance in the early middle ages! Other disparities come from the lack of characters that we now associate with the Outlaw band. Friar Tuck and Maid Marian made no appearance at this time. Neither King Richard nor Prince / King John are mentioned – indeed the only member of royalty to be mentioned was Edward, “our comely king.” While this was probably one of those “Insert Monarch Name Here” affairs, it is noteworthy that in addition to not “giving to the poor”, this Robin didn’t give two hoots about the monarch, uprisings or rebellions. One of the most famous ballads is the Gest of Robin Hood. This is a particularly long affair – 1,824 lines in five “Fyttes”. The ballad details several of Robin’s adventures and is perhaps a compilation of three earlier ballads. In the Gest, Robin helps a poor knight pay his debt to a greedy bishop (from his own sizeable coffers – the hoarder). The central portion strongly resembles Robin Hood and the Monk as detailed above. Later in the ballad, Robin encounters the king of England. In the tale, Robin is being particularly petulant and refuses to eat until he has a guest. The merry men accost a group of monks and bring him to Robin. The monks plays Robin’s game, enjoying the feast and merriment that the outlaw puts on for his entertainment. As is the trend, Robin then demands payment for the entertainment from the lead monk. Enraged, Robin’s guest knocks him down with a mighty blow. At this point, Robin recognizes the knight as the King of England. The king forgives Robin and leads him to a life at court. Eventually Robin tires of this life and returns to the forest. There is more to the Gest. It details archery tournaments and Robin’s death. The key element to take away is that there is no indication as to which Monarch this is. Given that Robin is taken to a life at court, however it is unlikely that the Gest refers to King Richard given that monarch was mainly out of England at war and could not speak a word of English which is what our Yeoman Robin would have exclusively spoken. 15