Gauteng Smallholder July 2017 | Page 51

THE BACK PAGE Take a restorative break H olidays may be the preserve of the well-to-do but in this country where all is not always as it seems and madness and chicanery are features of our daily lives, it is very easy to become angry and depressed. And let's be honest, if you're in business, either for yourself or for a boss, trying to make headway in the current recession can be pretty depressing in itself. To maintain, if not restore, one's sanity, and to start to see the world through refocussed eyes, one must take a break from this madness. And there's nothing like a bit of enforced idleness on a beach, in the Karroo or high in the mountains to bring about the required calmness of mind to carry on. Calmness, it must be said, that junkies probably receive from a good joint. But let me hasten to add that I am in no way encouraging the ingestion of prohibited substances. I am merely making an observation. And on this matter I think I speak from experience … not about the joint, you understand, but about the need for holidays. For many years our family was too poor and too busy building up a business to take proper holidays and certainly those that we did do, to the South Coast, for example are vividly remem- bers by our now adult children as having been memorably exceptional. We certainly weren't a family, like so many of those Transvaal families of the 50s and 60s were, that spent every June holiday at Southport or Margate or 'Toti in the same accommodation, and doing the same thing, year after year. In more recent years, however, my wife-of-long-standing and I have been taking a regular annual break and I have come to realise how essential these have been. You see, for my entire life I have been an avid consumer of the daily news. There was a stage, before newsfeeds on one's cellphone and computer came into being, that I would read at least two, if not three or four, newspapers a day, in addition to listening to news bulletins on the radio and watching the evening news on TV. You could say I am a news junkie, and, certainly, I am an asset to any team in the general knowledge section of a pub quiz night. But nowadays? I become increasingly depressed at the contents of newsfeeds and bulletins. Crime. Corruption. Incompetence. Theft and grand larceny. The Guptas. Jacob Zuma. Nkandla. Recession. Gigaba. Prasa. Eskom. The nuclear deal. White Monopoly Capital. Not to mention Brexit and Donald Trump, global warming and Islamic militants. Was it ever … EVER … as bad as this in the old days? I don't think so. This endless diet of grunge, served up with a liberal side-helping of bullshit-speak by the politicians and their spokesmen, inevitably leads one to anger. And anger inevitably leads one to view the situation as “us versus them” (and I don't need to spell out who the “us” is and who the “them”is). And this in turn leads to a sense of hopelessness and despair. Maybe it's time to pack up and go… And I have to admit that for the first time ~ ever ~ dinnertime conversation in our family has turned to questions such as “If I were to leave, where would I go?” and “What qualifications does one need in Thailand/Korea/Canada/Aust- ralia/New Zealand to teach/- practice/work/whatever?” “Stop the world, I want to get off.” Well, no. That's not necessary if you climb into your car and take a drive through our incredible country. Drive slowly down the Stormberg Pass (my favourite). Or cruise endlessly through the Great Karroo. Or wind your way through the Valley of a Thousand Hills. And stop in small villages, and stay in quaint B & Bs. And smile at the locals, who will smile back and greet you as only South Africans do. And slowly, minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day you will feel your equilibrium and sense of reality return, as will your love of the country and its people. And maybe, if you’re lucky, you’ll return from your equilibrium- restoring sojourn to find the Saxonwold Shebeen has closed, Jacob Zuma in jail and the Guptas have gapped it to Dubai. Ah, well... we can but dream... But drive slowly on your holiday, to avoid the potholes that lurk on every unmaintained backroad you care to travel along. And don't drink the water if you can help it. Firstly because there isn't much and secondly because it's hopelessly polluted, thanks to municipal incompetence and bureaucratic larceny. WRITTEN BY SMALLHOLDERS, FOR SMALLHOLDERS