GAMbIT Magazine #30 Jan/Feb 2018 | Page 34

Unfortunately, the film quickly ends up devolving more into a generic horror film than that of something George Romero would have created. Again, this could have played differently with the whole attempted rapist thing and coming to terms, but it's just silly and more than a little gross, especially when he smells the The acting also degrades even headband Zoe drops and more with lifeless conversation, apparently remembers he was a actors reciting lines with zero rapist, and yes, he does "try" emotion or direction, and mild again as a zombie. And yet, even attempts at making everything with all that, Max has the best mean something. Random lines actor in this whole damn like a random researcher saying" production. Hell, even halfway Maybe God doesn't want us to through the film the audience is revert what's happening," are yet to get all the names of the simply cringe-worthy. Maybe in a military team that Zoe works classic Romero film, or in with. anything well-written that line would work, but when tossed at "Day Of The Dead: Bloodline" is the audience right after a joke simply a mess from beginning to about having sex in a shower, end. The acting is atrocious, with asked by a character we don't dialogue so wooden you'd guess even know, it falls flat. the actors got the script the day of filming. You also get the usual A few more “Day of the Dead” stupid characters doing very, homages are thrown our way, VERY stupid things that make more lifeless narration to fill in you wonder how they survived gaps you can drive a freight train this long. Add in the fact that though, Zoe geting a sex scene once Max returns, the film once with another character that we again changes and becomes don't even learn the name of, more a slasher movie, and you and a scene of a sick little girl have a movie with no cohesion. that they can't cure from her Like, how in the hell does Max random flu. If this really were manage to parkour openly “Day of the Dead” the military around a heavily secured head would have fed that girl to military base, of which is the zombies himself, laughing constantly looking out for the whole while, but here, they zombies, killing people without mount a convoy to find medicine anyone seeing him? Sigh... from Zoe's old hospital. The only positive thing here is We then learn that Max is still the impressive zombie fight around at the hospital, scenes. The action is a lot of fun seemingly spending five-years in and well choreographed, and the the same room, and that he effects used for the zombies and might hold the cure to the virus their kills is about as gory as it thanks to his "special" blood. gets. Blood flies, body parts get tossed around, and guts are everywhere. If only the movie spent more the budget on getting a good script written and decent actors, they might have actually had something. At the end of the day "Day Of The Dead: Bloodline" is a film that does not need to exist and one that is better left forgotten. Outside of have "Dead" in the title, this film offers nothing, and isn't even worth being a rental, even only to make fun of.