G-MAG Issue-1, sep-2013 | Page 46

I am an atheist.......but am partly religious during exams: D: D: P

-TMS

Every one prefers saying that their language is called "Mother-tongue". This is because the father never gets the chance to speak out: D: D

-Anonymous.

When someone offers their time to put me down, I give them the thanks they deserve...A standing ovation of two of my tallest fingers.

-Randolph Phantom