Why can’ t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had so many problems.
Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full!
Why can’ t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
JOKES!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other?“ Sorry— my fault!”
How do scientists freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
What goes zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had so many problems.
What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back!
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a talking parrot? A walky talkie.
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