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          28 HAIRS A guy years ago in my poetry workshop went gaga over female hairs (he would only use the plural, “hairs,” “a swirl of light on her long curvy hairs”).  I brood on that “s,” as when Sandra Cisneros used the jet plane’s rest room to dry-rasp arm-pit “hairs” to meet smooth-shaven her proper father down Mexico way, or when Esmeralda Santiago praised her teacher’s “specially beautiful” legs “because covered  with long thin hairs.” It’s fine to praise a women’s hair but something other (funny, no?) to speak of her “hairs.” But why? We’re told “He numbereth the hairs on thy head.” There’s dignity in that, and consider: “His eye is on the sparrow,” so surely He must be concerned with you and all your funky, uncountable hairs.