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THE EDEN STORY Thinking about the Eden story, how they had everything nice, no teenage kids to drive them crazy, and then along comes spin-doctor snake with the latest thing, the WANT-device: “Everyone’s doing it, have a taste.” Now here’s the part I specially like: Eve invents the Great Shopping Mantra, the daily chant of “Gottahaveit!” and Adam goes along, can’t fault the ladies. Adam’s smitten: “Christ, that’s smashing on you” — little black dress — “why not buy two?” for she’s resplendent in worldly dazzle. He’s saying “Riiiight,” he’s whispering suavely “Go for it, baby.” Eyes closed, mouth open, he nods to her: “sure, why not, pass us a bite.” 25