Frets and Struts Frets and Struts | Page 33

      A GUINNESS Why, Lord, are women so beautiful? Near Galway once in a pub I met a bar-girl, Botticellian Venus, blessedly clothed this time. Nature takes no chances: storms of sperm, ample provision made to assure a replacement for Woody Allen, the next generation’s bar-girl. She made me think of heart-seared heroes blinded because they’d gazed on a Goddess, this one who self-contentedly drew me a Guinness. 21