FreestyleXtreme Magazine Issue 3 | Page 38

Through the eyes of an X-Jammer... Imagine yourself as an Austrian student. You are already pretty pumped that your country is the home of Red Bull, and now you realize it’s also the home of a super cool events company called DocLX, which organizes holiday vacations for high school graduates like yourself! You managed to bribe your parents into getting you this holiday for your graduation, so you can join the rest of your classmates on an epic trip to X-Jam in Turkey. You arrive at an all-inclusive five star hotel resort along with 3,000 other party hungry students from all around Austria. Everyone is from various schools, so there is plenty to talk and get excited about. As soon as you arrive you can’t help noticing how many of the girls are amazingly hot, but at the same time, you notice a few of your buddies are looking at the same girls! You are a little bit tense until you realize that the crew at DocLX are actually pretty cool and have already figured this one out for you. There are a very equal number of dudes to chicks, so there is no reason to overexpose your testosterone level quite yet!! At the front desk you get your ticket to the secret party, and get assigned the time and day for your trip onto the Black Mamba - a pirate ship full of rum and fun. Later you take a quick look at the week’s schedule and before you leave the front desk, the security guys explain a few rules so you don’t let yourself get kicked out for bad behavior. Finally you’re all set to hit the pool with your mates…The party is on! Now it’s day two and you are absolutely ruined from the night before. The last thing you remember was the sunrise party on the beach and that you made out with some girl in a red shirt, who’s name you forgot | FreestyleXtreme.com and you can’t really remember if she was hot or not, but who cares - it’s only day two! You meet up with a few classmates and the outrageous stories begin to roll in… A few of your friends have met some of the freestyle riders and word has it, that the FMX show is on Wednesday!! The guys are gonna jump over the swimming pool during the big pool party – you are pretty interested to see how this goes down as you stumble over to get some food at the open bar. You remember you have a ticket to Wednesday’s secret party which happens to be in a Hammam room. You have no idea what to expect, but it sounds pretty awesome so you go with the flow. As your fun goes on and you slowly become an experienced X-Jammer, it’s finally Wednesday and the FMX ramps are set up over the pool. At this point, everyone is talking about the riders and the freestyle show. Hell, rumour has it that last year one of the riders slept with sixty girls during the week! Honestly? Sixty in one week? Damn! You realize that you’re behind by fifty-nine and start considering jumping over the pool as well. In the end it’s kinda safe right? It’s got to be worth a try? If you don’t make it over the pool, you just land in the water right? Your thoughts and jealousies are cut short by a mate that has smartly done the maths! It works out at almost ten girls a day, and after a long story about roosters and chickens your buddy slowly gets to the point and everyone realizes that it would be impossible!! Yes, it was impossible, but yet the rumours slowly start spreading about these dudes that do crazy stuff on their dirt bikes.X