I know your deepest secret.
I know what fills you with shame and
dread. I know what makes you tell dirty
lies and hide things away.
"Secret?" you ask, "What secret?!"
Ah, but you do have a secret.
What if I told you that I'm coming over
to your house RIGHT NOW, and I'm
going to go through your WARDROBE?
Hmmm...I can see you flinch from
here.
Ah, yes. The Wardrobe Secret. The
Skeleton in the cupboard. The
Wore-it-Once item, that you didn't feel
so good in, and never wore again. Or
even worse: the Unworn Item - with
the price tag STILL ON.