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HARRIET:
I’m from Australia. Queensland. Tamborine Mountain.
HARRY:
Ha. That figures.
[Harriet glares at Harry]
HARRIET:
How long have you been a Hare, Harry?
HARRY:
Ten years. You have the most beautiful eyes by the way.
HARRIET:
Thanks. So, how come you lost your faith?
HARRY:
[Sitting down] This might sound strange...
[Harriet sits down also]
But after ten years in the cult I’ve started to lust after forbidden fruit. Every time we march down the street I have an urge to dive into KFC or Macca’s or Burger King. It’s driving me crazy!
HARRIET:
I know what you mean. I was a vegetarian for twelve years until one Christmas I had a craving for duck. Just like that.
HARRY:
Just like ‘quack’, you mean.