Flumes Vol. 3: Issue 1 Summer 2018 | Page 48

HARRIET:

Pardon?

HARRY:

It’s not orange. It’s saffron.

HARRIET:

Oooooooh. Get you Mister Fashionista. [mimicking] It’s not orange, it’s saffron.

[Harry glares at Harriet]

HARRY:

Don’t you need to be somewhere?

[Harry peers down then looks pointedly at Harriet]

HARRIET:

You were here first. You go. Don’t mind me.

HARRY:

First in, last out. You can go. I’m in no rush.

HARRIET:

Age before beauty. Please, don’t let me stop you.

HARRY:

Ladies first.

HARRIET:

I’m no lady.

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