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CONFESSIONS #18 It’s like I’ve taken clothes out of the dryer and outfitted my penis perfectly. -vedderer AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE REFERENCE FROM A BELOVED MOVIE CLASSIC. #19 Warm Apple Pie. -Parrk THESE GUYS GOT A LITTLE POETIC IN THEIR DESCRIPTION. #20 It’s your dick’s version of jumping in a hot shower after being out in the cold of winter. Like climbing into bed after a long day, like your favourite meal, eaten in your favourite place. It’s like finally having your house to yourself after having obnoxious house guests who’ve overstayed their welcome. Physically, it feels like the softest fabric you can imagine dipped in oil and heated to 98 degrees, wrapped tight around your dick. I remember at first I found it to be almost unbearable, the heat on my dick. It actually 18