Stage 4
- Upon initiation of protocol CHCB-RC, “Tower of Love” will announce a chocobo race on local channels. Personnel are to participate as to provide maximum engagement and viewing experience to “The Flower”.
- The race location will be randomly assigned between [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
- Standby for coordinates. Upon receiving coordinates, rendevouz with “Tower of Love” at given coordinates. Keep “The Flower” protected and entertained at all times during transport. Leverage “dank-memes” as required.
- Upon reaching the destination, follow instructions from “Tower of Love” as to initiate the race.
- Participants will be divided into 3 groups. The first 2 groups will be normal, while the last group will be reserved for members who [REDACTED] and have access to speed bonuses.
- Participants are advised to refrain from violence towards goats upon arriving at the finish line. “Goatkeeper” will be keeping a list of infractions.
- The first place of each group will participate in a final race, to decide the winner. In the event that the winner is “Golden Potato”, you are advised to [REDACTED] and turn him into soup. You are advised to NOT snort the soup.
- Prizes will be awarded depending on the placement of this final race. You are advised to NOT snort the soup.
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- Upon completion of the final race, Stage 5 is to be initiated.