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Where do you do most of your shopping for clothes?  MOMMA USED TO TAKE ME TO THE STORE. ONCE I GOT MY FAVORTIE GREEN SUIT I STOPPED LOOKING FOR MORE! WITH MY GREENS AND MOMMAS CLOSET I CANT BE BEAT. Where is your favorite place to shop and why? CANDY STORE. TRY IT AND YOU WILL KNOW WHY. TASTES LIKE DANG CANDY! Do you have a favorite outfit? MY GREENS. MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A REAL HANDSOME BOY AND A BUGLE BOY WHO TOOT TOOT SALUTES! EYE EYE CRAPTAIN! What do you wear when you are just kicking it around the house? MY BBV’S (UNDERWEARS). Let’s say you are going to take a nice lady out for a date. What do you wear? What does she wear? NEVER DID DO THAT YET. BUT WHEN I DO SHE WILL WEAR ALL THE SILVER AND GOLD AND SILVER! What is a clothing turn-on for you? What is a clothing turn-off for you? WHAT AM I A DANG LIGHT SWITCH? CLOTHES DONT TURN ME ON OR OFF. GETTING KNOCKED ON THE HEAD TIRNS ME OFF AND TICKLES IN MY DRINGUS TURNS ME ON. MIND YOUR OWN BREES WAX! Tell us some of your big fashion no-no’s. WHEN I COME DOWNSTAIRS AND SHOW MOMMA MY OUTFIT AND SHE SAYS “NO NO BOY! GET BACK IN THOSE GREENS AND STOP YAPPIN AT ME!” LOVE YOU MOMMA. KISS. FLOOD 67