If you were the host of a fashion TV show, what would you say
to the audience?
OH HI! NICE TO MEET YOU. ARE YOU READY FOR
FASHUMNS? LETS CHECK IT OUT!
What are the most important elements of style?
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? YOU
SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE IMPORDANT THINGS
THAN JUST STRYLE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOMMA AND
YOUR BODY AND HELPING A FREIND? DID YOU EVER
THINK OF THEM APPLES CHARLIE? HAHA. TOLD YOU...
Who are your fashion heroes and inspirations?
MOMMA, MOBIN, AND NOT DENNY. HE IS A REAL RAT. HE
WEARS THE SAME DANG CLOTHES EVERY DAY.
Are there any historical figures whose fashion sense you admire?
GRANGUSS KON, GORGE WARSHANGTUM, ANY OLD SILLY
DILLY I SEE ON THE STREET.
What generation had the best fashion?
HIPPY JOEL SAYS IT WAS THE 60’S BUT HE IS A DUSTY
OLD TIMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOUR TIME THAT YOU
HAVE ON THIS PLANET OF EARTH. DON’T WISH YOU
WERE ALIVE ANOTHER DANG TIME. ITS YOUR TIME
NOW YOU DANGUS.
Which era of fashion do you see making a comeback?
THOSE HAPPY OLD TIMES WHEN PREEPLE WERE FANCY
DANCERS EVERY DAY!
Do you think it’s true that the clothes make the man?
THAT IS WHAT HUNKS SAY BUT THEY ARE JUST DUMB
HUNKS. YOUR BODY MAKES YOU A MAN. JUST LOOK AT
YOUR DINGUS. IF MILK COMES OUT YOU ARE A MAN. IF IT
IS A HOLE YOU ARE A WOMAN.