Do you consider yourself a stylish guy? Why?
I AM A HANDSOME BOY. THAT IS MY STYLE. WHY?
LOOK IN A DANG DRICTIONARY!
Do you consider yourself a fashion expert?
I AM A DOCTOR AND DOCTORS KNOW EVERYTHING.
TOLD YOU…
What is the secret to looking good and feeling good in
your clothes?
JUST FEEL FRANCY FREE AND STRUT. DON’T LET THE
TURKEY’S GET YOU DOWN. YOU CAN DO IT. I BRELIEVE
IN YOU AND YOUR BODY.
What is the secret to looking cool?
SUNGLASSES. AND A REAL COOL GUY STRUT.
How can you look cool without breaking the bank?
EASY PREASY LEMONG SQUEEZEY. JUST GO IN YOUR
MOMMA’S CLOSET WHEN SHE IS AT THE BEAUTY
PRARLOUR. MOMMA HAS ALL THE FANCY FROCKS YOU
COULD EVER WANT. AND THEY ARE FREE FREE FREE.
WHY DIDNT YOU THINK OF THAT? I DON’T KNOW.
What is the coolest clothing accessory?
SOME UNDERWAER THAT LET’S THOSE BERRIES
SWING. THAT WILL KEEP YOU COOL AND KEEP THAT
DANG RASH OFF YOUR DINGUS.
Is jewelry cool? What kinds? Why?
JEWELRY IS COOL. EVERY KINDS. AS MUCH AS YOU
WANT. BUT IF YOU SEE A BOBO ON THE ROAD GIVE HIM
SOME OF IT SO HE CAN BUY A DANG SANGWICH. WE
WILL NEVER KNOW WHY.
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