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EMBRACING DIVERSITY: n o i h s a f l l a f 2015 by KELLY H. MCDERMOTT Around this time every year, I begin to scour the archives of high-fashion magazines, poring over the fall looks that designers from around the world sent to New York Fashion Week. My hope in doing this—as unlikely as it may seem—is that I’ll be able to distill what I find on the runways down into a few practical trends that I can share with the readers of the First Coast Register. Most years, I am at least passably successful. In 2012, I told you to keep an eye on the color dubbed “oxblood”—a rich burgundy. Lo and behold, Pantone announced “masala”—a rich burgundy—as its Color of the Year for 2015. Oxblood, masala. Po-tay-to, po-tahto. I’d say I nailed it. Unfortunately, I also told you to avoid neons that year. The neon trend did not die, despite my condemnation, and still marches strong through plenty of collections. In 2013, I assured you that your fashion bucks would be well invested in hats, chunky knits and clutches. Whether or not you love those trends, you can’t deny that fashion retailers are pushing these items more than ever before. And last year, I insisted that shearling, fur and vintage-inspired bohemian elements would continue to be staples of fall fashion. Like it or not, those trends are here to stay. So as I sat down to peruse the offerings from New York Fashion Week this year, I was already patting myself on the back for being great at predicting fall trends. Fast forward to a few hours later as I looked at my notes in dismay. Phrases like “sparkly bling, big earrings!” “flounce hemlines,” and “big black boots with literally everything” make an appearance next to phrases that I can’t decide are statements or questions: “turtleneck dickies?” and “red plaid again?” Maybe it’s simply that I’ve been paying attention to so-called high-end fashion long enough to see it circle around and cannibalize old trends, presenting them as if they’re brand new. Or maybe I’ve become mentally unfashionable enough to not understand 32 August - September 2015 | First Coast Register the appeal of the new collections. But identifying a through line in this year’s fall fashion collections is no small task. Some designers moved backwards by decades, choosing to put out unlikely long-haired furry boots and “car wash” pleat skirt silhouettes (with wide ribbons of fabric or unattached pleats). Some designers moved back centuries with Victorian details like lace and high-necked shirts. (Please, hold your jokes about Seinfeld puffy shirts.) Others circled back by just a few years, plastering everything in rhinestones that harkens back to the recent heyday of “