Your MomUber Has Arrived
BY HEATHER REID
ello,
Passenger
who lives
in my house! Welcome to MomUber! I’ll be your driver, Mom. Buckle up! Current passenger rating: 5.0 stars. Driver rating: under constant review.
Estimated arrival time: 14 minutes.
Actual arrival time: 37 minutes due to forgotten cleats, a missing water bottle, and an emergency bathroom stop that somehow emerged exactly three minutes after leaving home.
I see you’re a MomUber Premium member. MomUber Premium Benefits Include:
· Complimentary snacks
· Emotional support
· Lost-and-found services
· Remembering everyone else's schedule
· Unlimited waiting in parking lots
Just a few questions as we depart on our journey today:
Let’s confirm your destination: Camp? Park? Friend’s house? Soccer practice? Baseball practice? Hitting practice? Catching practice? The other soccer team practice? The other camp? The other other camp? The birthday party somewhere in a park? At your service!
Do you have your snacks? Water? Backup hydration? Sunscreen? Bug spray? Phone? Permission slip? CTA card? Birthday present? Chapstick? Emergency cash?
Excellent.
H