Goal Bustas
Street Fighters
Its been quite the week for the ever magnanimous Street Fighters. After bravely sustaining a plethora of hilariously situated injuries from fortunately aimed paintballs, we returned to the real field of battle… the streets. Ladward finished 3rd in the plate competition, earning himself the right to get absolutely s***c**ted off some fancy champagne at the awards ceremony. Josh’s formally cavalier hairstyle was summarily removed by the less than qualified and modestly equipped regional manager. His new haircut, resembling Tom’s own, naturally lends a more thuggish charm to his otherwise overeducated demeanour. All in all, it’s business as usual: knocking on doors, being presented with chicken bones, and being groped inappropriately in shows… As always though, Dere is head and shoulders above the rest, having positioned himself only one sign up away from the awards ceremony!