Myrmidons
Sorry, we’re the Myrmidons by the way, and you are? Well, I’ll let you know what the Myrmidons are all about. Based in nearby Guildford; the Myrmidons came about in June 2013 to preserve what was then a shabby, student flat. With livers drying up, they nearly ceased to exist, but still imbibe to this day. They not only disrupt their next-door neighbours, but also have a local presence on the streets of Guildford. We’re here today to let you know about what we’re trying to achieve. The Myrmidons exist for several reasons, but above all they provide music, jelly shots, and transport to other teams in the region. Do you know of anyone who suffers with a Positive Mental Attitude? For the first time, we’re starting an initiative in the area to help strengthen Guildford’s nightlife; here are some examples of how they relieve sexual frustration and keep Mr M at bay… All Myrmidons are trying to do is provide the very basic things that help keep students sane throughout this program. I guess the reason the Myrmidons are different to any other team and why I’ve chosen to get involved is: -The main focus is helping Champions that don’t necessarily get the best results; before the summer we’d not even heard of an LTD! (or Tenerife) -Myrmidons that have gone through the program go on to represent the company, helping more students lose their souls. -Through fostering a community in the region, the Myrmidons have gone through the program not in isolation, but with a CLOSE connection to other teams. Perhaps the most exciting thing is that they’ve come from the four corners of the globe to help create something MASSIVE. What