Street Kingz Notorious
This week can only be compared to Robin Grainger’s skills in bed: adequate but uninspiring. The team have been up to all sorts this week starting with a ‘wild’ night out with Christian in which everyone just fell asleep by 2am #workhardplayhard. This was followed by a lovely day out in London with the Region. Watching Northerners Keiran and Charlie attempt to get on the tube was funnier than watching them try to pull in a club. Phuong gave a tour around China Town where Keiran experienced a unique massage in the middle of a shop, from an old Chinese man. I wonder if there was a happy ending… The Gaffa had an Italian meal with two South American brothers and was offered a threesome, whilst Charlie wowed a single MILF with his one liner; turning down her offer to show him her bedroom with the line “I’m not that charitable!” Our Notorious team are evidently irresistible. Holly’s banter (#shanter) and her driving have reached new lows: stories of goats to African villages and burst tyres – again – have made it an interesting week for our top performer. Apparently they don’t have curbs in Wales, so Holly has little experience in avoiding them. At least this time Kylie had a bit of a re-vamp, although the penis still remains on her roof; and we got to have a ride in an old man’s van after he repeatedly abused Holly for being a “bad driver”. Of course the highlight of the week was being wined and dined by the big dog Al Brown. Poor Al had to answer all of our ridiculous questions and then was traumatised by Keiran’s HR disaster. Actually, we spent most of the evening talking about how we’d rather have won a meal with the legend that is Will Dutton. WE LOVE YOU DUTTON. Please can you produce a Will Dutton annual calendar with various admin tasks and nudity? For example: naked CRM processing for the month of July. Such a lovely night was had all round, and we hope we haven’t dented the company’s bank account too much! We promise we’ll get enough LTDs to make up for it! Bring on the big weekend and paintballing next week! Todos Los Muchachos!
Kingston Mafia