Myrmidons
Once upon a time in the enchanted kingdom of Guildford, the mighty Myrmidons began their week just like any other, but this was no ordinary week. Big week 7 marked the beginning of the quest to seek the handicap cup and gain eternal glory. The brave and strong Prince Cardovillis embarked on his almighty quest, trekking through the forbidden council estates of Crawley. Miles and miles he walked, over many obstacles but they did not deter him, even when faced with poisonous poop, he simply binned his shoes and continued barefoot! Each day he faced countless attacks from the infamous door de- Veni Vidi Vici mons that tried to destroy him at every opportunity. One day Prince Cardovillis was feeling rather down, the door demons had poisoned him with their slams and with the faff devil Austin trying to stray him from his destined path. He felt he could not continue on his mission, thankfully Guildford's motivation fairy Theodora heard his cry and flew to the rescue. A few simple quotes soon got the Prince back on his feet "I like the way you die boy." Said Theodora. Full of newly found PMA the quest continued, gained more and more momentum, the week flew by. The Prince
was full of enthusiasm but his skill level still needed work. In seek of some guidance, he visited Lin the voice of Wisdom to hear stories and tales of previous conquests. With new skills learnt the journey continued, door demons being slaughtered and goals being obliterated, the handicap cup was in plain sight. A whammy weekend cemented the victory and glory was his. Prince Cardovillis was triumphant, he returned to the Myrmidons with the cup, a celebration was in order. Princesses Nana and Robyn awaited his return with jelly shots in hand, party time was upon us and celebrations continued into the night...
Legion