Goal Bustas
The arrival of sales school 3 meant the classification of ‘newbie’ had transferred from, previously nervous and fetal experienced, Jay Z (Jamie Zhao) to Akash. This has seen Jay Z take an inspiring role in teaching the newbie the ways and systems of day to day Champs life, however its concerning how he’s resembling Kim Jong Il… with a bit less power. The newbie has shown incredible potential hitting almost a show per hour in his first few days of lone knocking and still managing to destroy the I/H. The beginning of the week was nerve racking with the results of the first round of the World Cup being announced at the sales meeting. Only to find out Goalbusta’s had jumped over the brick wall which showed that the others cough Disco Inferno, Excalibur and Pioneers cough didn’t want it as badly as us. As the only team from Surrey to progress, we shall represent Streetkingz with pride - 4 evry man out dere we wil fnd u nd leng u dwn. Thursday was the day Kingston discovered how students, pooled nationwide, and saggy balled Geography post-graduates laaasshh with many celebrity look-a-likes: Chooie looking like Lucy Liu (Charlie’s Angels), Jay Z similar to Mr. Chao (Hangover series), MC Shade/ DJ Shadow comparable to a Furby (popular childrens toy that’s not quite an owl, but a hybrid of some kind), Akash resembling a brown Christopher Reeves (Superman) and Jamie mirroring Channing Tatum, with just a bit more tone.