The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
Honk Your Horn If You
Recognize Us!
SUZY JAMES, Author
H
i there golf cart
and golfer people
whoever you are. My
name is Trendy Gawk-
er. It’s great living in
a golf cart community
where there are sever-
al gigantic backyards
and far more holes
than those in my mis-
matched socks.
T
he untold numbers
of earthlings living
and visiting right here
in my neighborhood
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gives me the perfect chance
to spiffy up and show off my
golf cart. I named him Gary
Gadabout. He is a bit like a
chameleon. His appearance
is changed once a month. It
would be great to hear from
you if you spot us when we are
legally out on the road. Honk
your horn if you recognize us! to dress up Gary for our July
Firefly night time excursion.
Here is a brief run-down of his
monthly funky looks. Sorry
there are no pictures. Please
use your imagination.
Y • February-Golftimus Prime
A golf cart transforming into
a single rider golf vehicle
ep, that’s my hobby, dress-
ing up Gary in between
golfing and doing all the ma-
cho man cave stuff. Gary has
become the talk-of-the-town
whenever we hit the road. I
can’t be talking too long, got
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• January-Ellybags
An elephant size golf club
bag
• March-Rearmentor
Back seat driver with a
gigantic megaphone