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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories Honk Your Horn If You Recognize Us! SUZY JAMES, Author H i there golf cart and golfer people whoever you are. My name is Trendy Gawk- er. It’s great living in a golf cart community where there are sever- al gigantic backyards and far more holes than those in my mis- matched socks. T he untold numbers of earthlings living and visiting right here in my neighborhood 48 gives me the perfect chance to spiffy up and show off my golf cart. I named him Gary Gadabout. He is a bit like a chameleon. His appearance is changed once a month. It would be great to hear from you if you spot us when we are legally out on the road. Honk your horn if you recognize us! to dress up Gary for our July Firefly night time excursion. Here is a brief run-down of his monthly funky looks. Sorry there are no pictures. Please use your imagination. Y • February-Golftimus Prime A golf cart transforming into a single rider golf vehicle ep, that’s my hobby, dress- ing up Gary in between golfing and doing all the ma- cho man cave stuff. Gary has become the talk-of-the-town whenever we hit the road. I can’t be talking too long, got WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM • January-Ellybags An elephant size golf club bag • March-Rearmentor Back seat driver with a gigantic megaphone