Far Horizons: Tales of Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Horror. Issue #16 July 2015 | Page 9

Yeah, sometimes I see pretty great things,
like that time I got to see Leonardo DaVinci. And no,
I’m not tellin’ ya how he died. Figure it out ya damn
selves, I’m not here for that. Or that time a death
caused a chain reaction that killed three other people.
Boy, that axe could fly. Or that time I got to see my
great-great-grandpa was not that saint my mom said
he was, but an asshole with a potty mouth that made
me blush. And that is no easy task, trust me. And that
brothel. I was there collecting souls so much, I felt I
was haunting the place. That was fine by me.

All in all, it’s a lot better than oblivion. I’d
rather have my life back though. This gets boring
after a while. Hell, everything does if you do it long
enough. And eternity is hella long. Maybe that is why
death is, well death. And I’m stuck with it. For-freaking-ever. Yaaay me, and I guess yay you. Now hurry
up and go, I might not get a lunch hour, but I’m not
exactly happy with standing here and staring at you
any longer. And no, I’m not your mentor or whatever.
I figured everything from here on my own, now you
get to do the same.

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