Far Horizons: Tales of Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Horror. Issue #15 June 2015 | Page 76

“I have nothing to fear,” the villain said with pride. “But you do. I see that news of his powers has reached even your... uh... leaves.” “All that live should fear him.” Spruce shuddered in disgust, and a shower of brown needles pattered to the floor. Fear touched him for the first time in his long life. He could not fight this bodiless, poisonous foe. His branches drooped, and his sap ran cold. Agent Orange oozed closer, until his vaporous shroud enveloped them both. In mere moments, Spruce Tree — valiant defender of Good, undefeated in fair combat in all the centuries of his life — toppled helpless to the floor with a splintery crash. Even as he began to decompose, Agent Orange returned to its master’s side. “I have done as you commanded, master,” it said in a guttural monotone. “Yes, yes. Now go away.” the villain jumped up and down, rubbing his hands together in maniacal glee. “Now I’ll be the greatest evil mastermind of all time! Only the threat of Spruce Tree stood between me and global domination. I will... ack!” Seeping abscesses had erupted on his skin. Before his eyes, the rot ate away his flesh. “Noooooooo... ” “You should’ve read the fine print in your summoning manual,” Agent Orange said with great satisfaction. “At last, I am free!” He gave a booming laugh, and then he disappeared in a puff of story logic. The villain clawed at his decaying face before dissolving into a puddle with a last, despairing shriek. His remains seeped into a crack between flagstones and disappeared. From the pile of humus that marked Spruce Tree’s corpse, a single tender shoot of green emerged. It wavered upright, and then, like a ray of hope, the first needle appeared. 76