Falcon Chronicle Issue 1, October | Page 5

Humour

Laugh Your Butt Off With Zachary!

Have you heard of the goblin who got his left arm and leg cut off? It’s ok he is all right now!

What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup? Anyone can pop corn, but you can't pee soup!

What’s a boxer’s favourite drinks? Punch! Bam!

Which pet is the loudest? A trum-pet!

Why don’t you do math in the jungle? If you add 4+4 you get ate. (8)

What’s the world’s greatest under water spy? James Pond !

Why did the computer catch a cold? He forgot to close his Windows!

Why did the silly person put a stick of TNT in their tire patch kit? In case they got a flat and needed to blow up one of their tires.

Comics by

Maneet Sodhi

HA HA HA HA!