Humour and Comics
By Maneet Sodhi
Laugh Your Butt Off With Zachary!
What’s a mummy’s favourite music?
WRAP!
What kind of dog does Dracula have as a pet?
A BLOOD hound!
Why is Franken stein such a good gardener?
He has a green
thumb.
What did one casket say to the other?
Is that you coffin?
What sport do vampires watch?
Bat-minton.
Why did the Dragon cough days?
Because he smoked knights.
Did you hear about the old vampire who kept his teeth in the freezer?
He gave his victims frostbite!
What’s Dracula’s least favourite food?
A steak. It goes right though him and leaves a nasty case of
heartburn.
By Zachary
Noseworthy