Alcohol is his rememdy
It is good for immunity
Alcohol contains alcohol and therefore purifies the inner systems of bacteria. It's healthy!
It doesn't make him unhappy
You do. If he is unhappy while he's drunk, you're the only one who's doing something wrong. Appeal to his every wish or be subject to violent punishment. Alcohol only works on a man with a submissive wife.
It inspires hope
Nothing inspires him to love you better than a bottle of beer. If he's having a gloomy day, bring him some Schlity and his frown will instantly turn upside-down!
It helps him wind down
After a hard day at work, alcohol helps your husband cope with his many work issues. He doesn't need you nagging him on his rights, just serve him his beer.