Tis the Season
to have a jolly good giggle!
By: Nicola Reynolds
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?
Twerky
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack
What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
What Christmas carol do they sing in the dessert?
Camel ye faithful
Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
Silent Night
Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?
A mince spy