Extol February-March 2019 | Page 79

COLUMN villains in my backyard that I could vanquish with this powerful sword in my grip. An eruption of cheers went out at the party as I held the sword above my head. Just as it had been with the drums from Santa, I was overwhelmed by this unexpected gift that I didn’t know I needed and that had suddenly completed me. Walking out of the pub that night with the sword in my hand, I could feel the other patrons’ eyes upon me as they asked each other at their tables, “Is that guy carrying a sword?” I have never felt like such a badass. Is a Samurai sword practical for a middle-aged banker? Um, no. Does it make sense to have a sword in my home, given young, curious children who have already asked to test its ability to cut their PB&J sandwich into diagonal halves? Probably not. Does this sword, straight out of the Kill Bill movies, complete me? You betcha. JUST AS IT HAD BEEN WITH THE DRUMS FROM SANTA, I WAS OVERWHELMED BY THIS UNEXPECTED GIFT THAT I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED AND THAT HAD SUDDENLY COMPLETED ME. And was this sword the best gift I received that night? Not even close. The greatest gift I received that night wasn’t revealed to me fully until the next morning as I scrolled through photos my wife had taken during the prior evening’s celebrations. Embedded in the party images was a reminder that the greatest gift, even if not completely unexpected, was the company of loved ones who had gathered with me to celebrate another year of a life in progress. Laughing, sharing stories and celebrating with family and friends, some of whom I’ve known since sharing the same babysitter at three years old, was a gift that I wasn’t even aware that I needed, but that suddenly completed me. It was the gift of love and time together that even gift cards can’t buy. By the way: the aforementioned sword is not only the best thing since sliced bread – it is the best thing to slice bread. Sam’s is your Lenten Season Location Seafood specials throughout the season. And don’t forget our Family Fish Boxes (four pieces of fried fish, two large orders of french fries, green beans and cole slaw) for $25.99. Chicken Tender boxes also available every day for $25.99. Carry-Out only. And remember Sam’s can cater your party, large or small. Pick-up, drop-off or fully staffed event, including licensed bartending service. CALL 812-923-2323 702 Highlander Point | Floyds Knobs, IN 47119 EXTOL : FEBRUARY/MARCH 2019 77