T
h e Wedding Issue
Wedding Woes
For better or worse, the big day doesn’t always go as planned.
My husband and I got married in February. We
thought it would be fun for the officiant to pull
two small breath sprays from his jacket pocket
right before we kissed. My now-husband was
supposed to spray the breath spray in my mouth
but ended up spraying it all over half of my face.
At least I was minty fresh the rest of the evening.
–Caroline Crowell
The night before our wedding, the priest called
and said he could not marry us. My brother-
in-law spent all night and the early morning
looking for a priest. Until this day, I’m not 100
percent sure the priest he found was legit.
¬–Jennifer Yennes-Vizhnay
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We had a February wedding and it snowed a few
inches. It was beautiful outside the church and it
made for some cool pictures. We had a fabulous
reception that was lots of fun and went late.
When one of our guests – who has an Ultra-Brite
smile – was leaving, she slipped on the ice and
knocked out her teeth, her very perfect teeth.
–Johnny Harralson
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