Why am I babbling incoherently about tape nonsense?
Because it's not just ANY tape I'm talking about. These are the two most AMAZING tapes I have ever met. They're the stickiest thing out there! The pillar of LOVE & CHERISH that we covered with chart paper so all the girls could write on it? It's held together by none other than BLUE & RED. I won't be able to take care of them once I leave, so congrats, Sam! You're Red's Godmother! Share it with Sana (Yes, Farheen. I love you for making me meet Red, btw)! And Zayn, since we went and very lovingly bought it together, you're Blue's Godmother. Hooray, everyone! My tapes are SAFE. And totally awesome.
I bet that wall magazine we made in eighth grade could've been held with BLUE & RED. They're simply famtastic! They stick everything from LOVE AND CHERISH onto the ceiling (that is, until someone jumped up and ripped it in two - I know who you are, btw) to chart paper onto dust covered walls to SOPHOMORES on that high ceiling wall where Zayn and Sam almost died, (not really, I'm kidding) to runes and Jace Herondale (marry me, Jace!)quotes as part of the classroom decor. BLUE, RED, you are going to be immensely missed by me after March. I'm 100% sure both your godmothers will take good care of you (If not, I'm turning into a serial killer and you'll be my first kill, guys). I promise to stay in touch. That is, unless you're finished by the time we're done sticking everything else. In that case, REST IN PEACE. ;)