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2 H A L L' S B A K E R Y Yo u a s s u m e c o r r e c t , t h e H a l l o f H a l l ’s B a k e r y a r e indeed my family; consider me a 4th generation p i e m a k e r a n d m a s t e r b a k e r. G r a n t e d I m a y b e s l i g h t l y b i a s e d b u t H a l l ’s B a k e r y i s d e f i n i t e l y worthy of the “wonder of Chorley” title, hear me out. The bakery opened its doors for the first time in 1933 by my Great Grandfather Joseph Hall; he sold bread and cakes but the main draw has always been the pies, with Meat and Potato retaining the best seller position all t h e s e ye a r s l a t e r. J o s e p h h a d 7 c h i l d re n m o s t o f w h o m worked in the Bakery and had their own specialities – my Grandad was the 5th child; Joseph Hall the 2nd. We sur vived WW2 and the business tycoon Joseph Snr diversified to the point where at one time we had a convenience store next door and even a nautical themed nightclub – The Beach Comber - above! After my Great Grandfather passed away the business was run by the 5 Hall children still working there until the early 2000s when my own father – Joseph Hall the 3rd (no I ’m n o t m a k i n g t h i s u p ) t o o k o ve r. T h e H a l l s h a ve b e e n feeding the people of Chorley for over 80 years and the recipes have largely remained unchanged; the bakery is one of the few independent, family run businesses left in Chorley and is therefore pretty famous in our little town. Wor th a visit if you’re in the area to sample our pies and cakes, especially the Butter Pie (carry on reading to learn about this Chorley staple), sausage rolls, sandwiches and more! 3 BUTTER PIE I can hear you all shouting now, what on ear th i s a b u t t e r p i e ? ! I t ’s o n e o f t h e 7 w o n d e r s o f C h o r l e y t h a t ’s w h a t i t i s ! T h i s i s a s a v o u r y dish which is pretty much exclusive to the Chorley and Preston area – strictly a central Lancshire s p e c i a l i t y. O t h e r t h a n i t ’s g o r g e o u s f l a v o u r t h e o t h e r e l e m e n t t h a t t h a t m a k e s i t a W o n d e r o f C h o r l e y i s i t ’s interesting origin tale. Legend has it the recipe was i n v e n t e d b y J o s e p h H a l l t h e 1 s t o f H a l l ’s B a k e r y b a c k when practicing catholics were barred from eating meat on Fridays (think Good Friday every Friday). With Meat & Potato pies being the best seller a vegetarian alternative had to be invented or risk losing business ever y single Fr iday. Fast for ward to – THE BUT TER PIE; an iconic dish made with potato, carrots and onions all flavoured with the most important ingredient, Butter – n o n e o f t h i s “ I c a n ’ t b e l i e v e i t ’s n o t b u t t e r ” n o n s e n s e , real butter with all its deliciousy goodness. All wrapped in shortcrust pastry – yes, it is essentially carb wrapped i n m o r e c a r b . I t ’s a m u s t t r y, 1 0 / 1 0 w o u l d r e c o m m e n d to several friends. “ Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it” Sean Gill “ B u t te r y d e l i c i o u s a n d h e a r t y, p ro p e r northern” Maddie Boyers “A v e g e t a r i a n c l a s s i c b e f o r e v e g e t a r i a n s existed" 1 28 One thing I bet you didn’t expect from a reyt typical n o r t h e r n t o w n i s E u r o p e ’s l a r g e s t M o r m o n Te m p l e . O f f i c i a l l y k n o w n a s t h e P r e s t o n E n g l a n d Te m p l e , despite being located 10 miles south of Preston in Chorley, it is the 52nd operating temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (LDS). Construction finished on this huge structure in 1994; it uses white granite from Sardinia – not sure what the Mormon connection is there but hey ho. It has a single spire design atop which there is a 7 foot solid gold A n g e l M o r o n i f i g u r e w h i c h h a s b e c o m e k n o w n a s “o n e o f t h e landmarks of the M61” – The Guardian, 2012. For those of you t h a t k n o w yo u r M o r m o n h i s t o r y o r, a l t e r n a t i ve l y, re m e m b e r t h e “A l l A m e r i c a n P r o p h e t ” s o n g f r o m T h e B o o k o f M o r m o n y o u will remember that it is the Angel Moroni that appeared to Joseph Smith in 1823 who then founded the Mormon Church. Yo u m i g h t b e t h i n k i n g w h y, o f a l l p l a c e s , i s t h e r e a M o r m o n temple in Chorley? Well, central Lancashire and the Mormons go way back; the first Mormon missionaries to come to Britain arrived in Liverpool in 1837 and settled in Preston where the first Mormon converts were baptised in the River Ribble that s a m e ye a r. Pre s t o n h a s h a d a n L D S w a rd e ve r s i n c e m a k i n g i t the longest continuously functioning unit of the church in the wor ld! Truly a wonder of Chor ley. The lesser known cousin of the Eccles Cake – perhaps the Dannii to her Kylie Minogue – however it is just as tasty, if not better (call me biased but I prefer them). While they do have similarities they also have important differences: 1. The Chorley Cake is made with shortcrust pastry allowing for the natural sweetness of the fruit to shine whereas the Eccles Cake is make with flaky pastry with a sugary crust. 2. Chorley Cakes also have a more concentrated currant filling compared to the more disparate filling of the Eccles. 3. The Eccles cake is usually served cold however the Chorley cousin is best served warm with proper butter on top. The more extreme Chorlian may even enjoy this treat with a slice of crumbly Lancashire c h e e s e o n t h e s i d e . Yo u m a y n o t h a v e h e a r d of this underrated delicacy but they can be found in all good supermarkets so next time you’re in the baker y sec tion pick up a few to experience Chorley from your own home! “Really hits the spot with a spread of b u t te r ato p a n d a b rew, 9 / 1 0 ” Sean Gill 7 Wonders Joseph Hall the 3rd of MORMON TEMPLE 4 CHORLEY CAKE Paige Hall 5 t h Ye a r Chorley Now, I k now what you’re think ing, where and what is Chorley? Well, this moderate sized town is my hometown. So in these times of travel b a n s a n d s o c i a l d i s t a n c i n g I t h o u g h t I ’d g i v e y o u a t a s t e o f C h o r l e y – a vir tual exploration of the best bits if you will, you don’t even have to get up from the couch! Perhaps it will inspire you to take a trip once we’re allowed out of the house again or it might, and this is more likely, be enough Chorley exposure for you for a lifetime – in which case I don’t blame you. This town had a hand in shaping your President of today so fingers crossed this ar ticle doesn’t make you regret your vote! A little introduction to the town before we start on the 7 wonders (for a while I thought it was going to have to be 5 wonders but I managed to squeeze 2 more out), it is historically a cotton mill town – the landscape was once littered with tall chimneys and smog. Now, there are very few chimneys left – the most famous is now a part of a M o r r i s o n ’s s u p e r m a r k e t , a t r u e l a n d m a r k . T h e o r i g i n o f t h e n a m e Chorley is thought to come from Anglo-Saxon and means “the peasants clearing” – lovely, thank you. So we’re an industrial nor thern town, potentially full of peasants – living up to the northern stereotype much? 5 ASTLEY HALL This historic country house is believed to have b e e n b u i l t b e t w e e n 1 5 7 5 – 1 6 0 0 a n d i s C h o r l e y ’s number one attrac tion on Tr ip Advisor! Situated within 43 hectares of land this was once the bees knees o f m a n o r h o u s e s a n d i s n o w t h e c e n t r e o f C h o r l e y ’s most popular park . The hall was upgraded during the Elizabethan area to what it is today and now ser ves as a museum and ar t galler y. This museum is definitely a must do if in Chorley, take a walk around the beautifully ornate Great Hall and Drawing Room b e f o r e l e a r n i n g a b o u t t h e H a l l ’s m o s t f a m o u s v i s i t o r s ; William Shakespeare and Oliver Cromwell! The latter is thought to have stayed here during the battle of Preston in the 17th Century and even left his boots behind which are now displayed in the museum. There is also an independent café in the old stables behind the Hall for a coffee and a cake before a stroll around the walled garden. 6 RIVINGTON PIKE This is a summit of Winter Hill and is part of the West Pennine Moors situated in the small village of R ivington within the borough of Chorley. At its highest point it is 1,191 feet and on a clear day it is possible to see Blackpool tower and some say as far as the Isle of Man. The original use of Rivington Pike was as part of a Beacon Early Warning System circa 1139 to warn against a Spanish invasion. It is also lit during times of national celebration for example t h e Q u e e n ’s D i a m o n d J u b i l e e i n 2 0 1 2 . T h i s i s a v e r y p o p u l a r destination with hill walkers and mountain bikers, the actual walk up to the pike is a lovely, low impac t ramble with lots of woodland and Roman ruins to be explored along the way. At the bottom of the Pike is the visitors centre and café where walkers can enjoy a hot chocolate and a light lunch and even an ice cream – weather depending of course! 7 SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMMONS Lindsay Hoyle MP is the current Speaker of the House of C o m m o n s b u t h a s b e e n C h o r l e y ’s Member of Parliament since 1997. Prior to his appointment as Speaker he was a member of the Labour party and during the Blair/Brown years was seen as a Labour rebel . Myself and Lindsay have a tumultuous relationship, mostly because of my attempts to engage him in twitter debates. My most recent debate regards my view that running for Speaker resulted in a loss of democracy for the people of Chorley; political parties traditionally will not run against the Speaker therefore in the 2019 General Election the people of Chorley only had one choice of representative. BUT I will get down from my p o l i t i c a l s o a p b o x a n d f i n a l l y s h u t u p a b o u t C h o r l e y b e c a u s e l e t ’s be honest 7 Wonders was definitely a stretch 29