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Liverpool Medical School and Beyond (continued) I t was traditional that the benches below the walkway were for final year students and honorary life members. Private business was followed by a variety of guest s p e a k e r s . A f t e r w a r d s , w e ’d g o t o the medics’ pub, which apart from a brief dalliance with the Prince of Wa l e s , wa s t h e M o u nt Ve r n o n . S a d l y, i t h a s n o w b e e n d e m o l i s h e d to make way for redevelopment, but due to its shape and position, it looked like a tram descending into town. Know to everyone as Aggies, a f t e r A g n e s t h e l a n d l a d y, i t w a s a l s o used by the Medics football and r u g b y c l u b s , i f t h e y ’d b e e n p l a y i n g a t home on a Wednesday afternoon, and again after the match on Saturdays. On Thursdays, the pub was followed by the Cabin Club, and finally across t h e r o a d t o Z o r b a ’s fo r a G r e e k a n d s e v e r a l b o w l s o f Ta h i n i . There were other highlights: the Blackpool trip, the trip to the G u i n n e s s f a c t o r y, M e d i c a l D i n n e r, Medical Ball, the annual Forensics l e c t u r e , T i m P r e s t o n ’s F i n a l Ye a r surgery revision lecture - “and if things are not going well, the e x a m i n e r w i l l t a ke y o u i n P r e s t o n ’s supracondylar grip and guide you t o w a r d s . . . . .” T he Medics Football Club was another important element of my time as a student. N e v e r g o o d e n o u g h t o p l a y, I t o o k up refereeing, and would ref the matches against other medical schools on a Wednesday afternoon. A s w e ’d i n v a r i a b l y g o t o t h e C a b i n , 22 By Dr John O'Donnell MB. ChB 1981 I ’d w a l k h o m e t o S m i t h d o w n R o a d still carrying my kit, only to be stopped by the police every time at the top of Upper Parliament Street, wanting to know what I had in the bag. T ours became an established feature of our season, although I almost missed the first one. I ’d b e e n t o a m a t e ’s b i r t h d a y p a r t y the night before, overslept and missed the minibus from the Medical School down to London. Undeterred, I hitchhiked down to Charing Cross Medical School and caught up with t h e m 1 0 h o u r s l a t e r, j u s t i n t i m e to join the naked conga through a p a c k e d c o n c e r t r o o m . We ’d g o to London every autumn, playing Charing Cross on the Friday and St. M a r y ’s o n t h e S u n d a y, p l u s v a r i o u s o t h e r s o n t h e S a t u r d a y. We a l s o w e n t to Paris, Dublin and twice to the Isle of Man over the Easter weekend. W e were fortunate to have a crop of very good players and, in search of a better standard of football, the club joined the Shipping League. As the name suggests, it was originally founded to provide competition for the numerous shipping lines that once operated out of Liverpool. Even in our time, it was still a requirement that teams were based in workplaces - h e n c e w e ’d p l a y t h e l i k e s o f O t i s , Kodak, Jacobs, Plesseys. One Friday n i g h t w e ’d g o n e t o a f a n c y d r e s s p a r t y, w i t h t h e t h e m e o f h e r o e s . Pete Mac had gone as the Incredible Hulk and Damo had gone as Wonder Woman, and in order to enhance their costumes had applied body paint, which unfortunately didn’t c o m e o ff e a s i l y. S o t h e n e x t d a y o n Sefton Park, an opposition voice was h e a r d t o s h o u t “ G a r y, y o u m a r k t h e g r e e n f e l l a , I ’ l l t a k e t h e b l u e .” I qualified in the summer of 1981 and did my pre-registration house officer jobs at Whiston Hospital. We worked a basic 40 hour week, plus on call. Medicine was a 1 in 4 on call rota, Surgery was a 1 in 3, so that was either 72 or 83 hours per w e e k i n t o t a l . H o w e v e r, t h e o n c a l l was only paid at one third of the standard rate. I still remember that my first take home pay was £440 per month. and the “naughty boys” table. As well allowing you a quick meal, it provided a forum for discussion and advice, and facilitated referrals from o n e fi r m t o a n o t h e r. W e house officers were supposedly resident, which meant the hospital had to provide us with accommodation. We all lived in, as did some of the SHOs and Registrars. Upstairs in the Res w a s a l o u n g e w i t h a T V a n d a b a r. This provided somewhere to meet up if you weren’t on call, or just wind down. From there, the medical students would make the midnight run to the hospital kitchen, to collect bacon or sausage butties for the on call team. A well loved aspect of life at Whiston was the Green Dragon Thursday Club, founded by the late, great, Dr Eric Sherwood-Jones, m o t t o “ F r i e n d s h i p t h r o u g h A l e .” A s t h e n a m e s u g g e s t s , w e ’d m e e t i n the Green Dragon pub, which used to stand next to the hospital, every Thursday evening after work, unless y o u w e r e o n c a l l . S a d l y, i t h a s b e e n closed for many years and in the last 3 months has been demolished. T he Doctors Res was situated across the car park from the old A&E department. Downstairs was a small kitchen and we were looked after by Gladys, Hettie and their colleague, whose name I’ve forgotten. Meals came over in one of those large trolleys that served the wards, but the ladies were able to rustle up omelettes or cheese on toast on request. In the dining room were 3 tables, including the consultants table A gain, it gave us somewhere to socialise outside work and to swap anecdotes about hospital life over the preceding week. 23