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FRESHERS
Practised
clinical
skills on a
flatmate
Been to Had a
a medics guild
pres
burrito
Got lost Not made
in cedar it out on
mentor
house
mentee
Muted the Taken
part in
medics
GRAND
chat
ROUND
Played on Got a Na-
a medic’s bzy’s post
night out
sports
team
Deleted a Not been
message on able to get
the medic’s into HARC
chat
Bought
Got a taxi back
to campus after essential cell
a night out biology/Gray’s
anatomy
#lazylife
Went to a
Raz
Monday
Gone to work
in cedar but
just chatted for
3 hours Won a
Been to
Kahoot
quiz
a lecture
in clinical
hungover
Been confused
at an LMSS
event (horses
sorry what??) Got with Worn your
scrubs longer
a vet/ than necessary
dentist/ because they’re
comfy
medic
Missed
a
Took a gap
scanned
year/went
travelling lecture
Gone to work Been turned
Received a
away/given
in the library
stethoscope
but just chatted a warning in for birthday/
for another 3 clinical skills for
Christmas
being late
hours
#blamethe699
skills
OLDER YEARS
Got with
Been
completely someone
ignored in a who’s now a
doctor
clinic
Met Mr
Indian
Delight
himself
Been on
Lived on
a sports Smithdown
tour
Spoke to Had to do Been on a Started a Vomited
the Dean sequence Gap Yah niche aca-
demic society
in person 2/resit type holiday for your CV at a ball
Attended at
least one of
Midcourse,
Boat Ball, Grad
Ball
Gone to
Asda post
night out
for scran
Been on Went to the Developed Attended
a society Raz at least a caffeine an Oultram
Lecture
committee once a year addiction
whilst on GP
Been to a Been ignored by
Won
Done
your RS supervisor/
Smithdown
educational/
Grand Artefacts
Academic
house party Supervisor
Round
Placement Had Val Took extra Felt like an
invisible
at every from the Raz biscuits
remember in clinical person on a
hospital
your name
skills
ward round
Sat though an
hours teaching of
something that
could be summed
up by a 5-minute
youtube video
Fresher's bingo kindly submitted by
Madeleine Upham, 1st year
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NAME THE ROADS FROM
LIDDERDALE TO GAINSBOROUGH
IN ORDER
W H AT Y E A R WA S L I V E R P O O L
MEDICAL SCHOOL FOUNDED
1834
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW
THE DALES?
W H AT 2 T H I N G S I S S H E R R I N G T O N
FA M O U S FO R?
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2) H E D I S CO V E R E D S H E R R I N G TO N S L AW- A M U S C L E W I L L R E L AX W H E N I TS O P P O S I T E
MUSCLE IS ACTIVATED
EG BICEPS + TRICEPS
1) HE COINED THE TERMS SYNAPSE + NEURONS
Lidderdale
Borrowdale
Langdale
Ferndale
Brookdale
Avondale
Kenmare
Claremont
Barrington
Blantyre
Gainsborough
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CROSSWORD CORNER
ACROSS
2. THE LADY WHO OWNS THE RAZ
3. THE STREET THAT THE FLUTE IS LOCATED ON
4. DOES ONLINE PE EVERYDAY
7. MOST COMMON SITE OF ECTOPIC PREGNANCY
11. PROPOSED THE PRACTICE OF HANDWASHING
(HE WAS ALSO HUNGARIAN!!!)
14. A HEREDITARY BLOOD DEFECT KNOWN AS 'THE
ROYAL DISEASE"
15. L I V E R P O O L'S O W N N E W S PA P E R
17. STATUE OF THIS LADY IS FOUND ON MATHEW
STREET
18. APP THAT SUPPOSEDLY GOT HACKED DURING
CORONA CRISIS
19. A FA M O U S B E AT L E, A L S O L I V E R P O O L'S
AIRPORT
20. HEALTH SECRETARY OF STATE, MR ______
DOWN
1. SCOUSE NICKNAME FOR METROPOLITAN
CATHEDRAL
5. NEW LMSS PRESIDENT
6. A LATERAL CURVATURE OF THE SPINE
8. DISCOUERED PENICILLIN
9. DURING FERTILISATION, THE EGG AND SPERM
JOIN TO FORM A ______
10. COVID- 19'S CITY OF ORIGIN
11. SURNAME OF LABOUR PARTY'S NEW LEADER
12. OFFICIAL NAME OF COVID-19
13. OFFICIAL NAME OF TAKING BLOOD
16 THE DEAN OF THE LIVERPOOL MEDICAL SCHOOL
A N S W E R S W I L L B E R E L E A S E D O N T H E S P H I N C T E R FA C E B O O K PA G E A N D
I N S TA G R A M O N T H U R S D AY 30 T H A P R I L 2020
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