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ROS' RECOMMENDATIONS T O P 10 F I L M S T O WAT C H O N N E T F L I X W H I L S T YO U S TAY AT H O M E SUPER BAD ROSALIND RASHID 1ST YEAR GENRE: COMEDY A CLASSIC FOLLOWING MICHAEL CERA AND JONAH HILL AS T H E Y G O T O G R E AT L E N G T H S J U S T T O T R Y A N D I M P R E S S S O M E G I R L S . G O O D T O WAT C H N O M AT T E R W H AT M O O D YOU ARE IN. A L S O S E E : S T E P B R O T H E R S , 2 1 J U M P S T R E E T, B A D N E I G B O U R S FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL GENRE: CLASS ROM COM H U G H G R A N T P L AY I N G H U G H G R A N T I N ANOTHER HUGH GRANT FILM. HE GOES TO HIS OTHER FRIENDS’ WEDDINGS WHILST TRYING TO FIND HIS OWN FUTURE WIFE. MAKES YOU L A U G H A N D C R Y. SEE ALSO: L O V E A C T U A L L Y, T W O W E E K S N O T I C E , L I T E R A L L Y A N Y F I L M W I T H H U G H G R A N T. LADY BIRD CLUELESS GENRE: HIGH SCHOOL ROM COM E X T R E M E LY L O O S E LY B A S E D O N J A N E AUSTIN’S EMMA, CHER IS A RICH HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO HAS A LOT OF 1ST WORLD PROBLEMS. THIS FILM IS THE E P I TO M E O F T H E 90S A N D H A S S O M E FA B OUTFITS. A L S O S E E : L E G A L LY B L O N D E , E A S Y A UNBROKEN GENRE: WAR FOLLOWING THE LIFE OF A DETERMINED MAN W H O WA S O N C E A N O LY M P I C AT H L E T E B U T A F T E R A PLANE CRASH IN THE WAR, ENDED UP AS A J A PA N E S E P R I S O N E R O F WA R . SEE ALSO: DUNKIRK, THE REVENANT SILENCE OF THE LAMBS GONE GIRL IT’S A LONG ONE BUT WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON OUR HANDS. THIS FILM IS 2 AND A HALF HOURS OF PURE LIES. GRIPPING STORY ABOUT A MAN’S WIFE WHO GOES MISSING UNDER VERY SKETCHY C I R C U M S TA N C E S . SPOILER: BIG PLOT T W I S T H A L F WAY T H R O U G H . SEE ALSO: THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN, BEFORE I GO TO S L E E P. C L A S S I C : R E S E R V O I R D O G RESEVOIR DOGS GENRE: PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR M Y P E RS O N A L FAVO U R I T E H O R RO R. FO L LOWS A T R A I N E E D E T E C T I V E A S S H E I S S E N T T O G E T I N F O R M AT I O N F R O M A LOCKED UP SERIAL KILLER (HANNIBAL LECTER) ABOUT A CURRENT SERIAL KILLER. A GOOD BALANCE FOR THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TOO MUCH GORE OR TOO MANY JUMP SCARES. SEE ALSO: SHUT TER ISLAND, AMERICAN PSYCHO THE KISSING BOOTH GENRE: CRINGY BUT WE LOVE IT HANDS DOWN THE CHEESIEST FILM YOU HAVE E V E R WAT C H E D ( H A D T O S H U T T H E L A P T O P A FEW TIMES ON ACCOUNT OF CRINGE). HOWEVER, C A N N O T WA I T F O R T H E S E Q U E L ( A P PA R E N T LY R E T U R N I N G I N M AY F O R T H O S E I N T E R E S T E D ) S E E A L S O : F I V E F E E T A PA R T ( W H I C H H A S G R E AT E X A M P L E S O F S O C I A L D I S TA N C I N G ), M I D N I G H T S U N , T O A L L T H E B O Y S I ’ V E L O V E D B E F O R E , TA L L GIRL 6 G E N R E : A LT E R N AT I V E A P PA R E N T LY Y O U ’ R E M E A N T T O WAT C H T H I S F I L M W I T H YO U R M U M S O T H AT YO U C A N A P P R E C I AT E E A C H OTHER MORE. I WENT TO SEE THIS WITH MY MUM WHEN IT CAME OUT IN 2017 AND SHE FELL ASLEEP 10 M I N U T E S I N . N O N E T H E L E S S , I R E A L L Y E N J O Y E D I T. COMING OF AGE STORY ABOUT A GIRL WHO THINKS S H E I S A L O T M O R E C O M P L I C AT E D T H A N S H E I S A N D S TA R T S T O L E A R N T H I N G S A B O U T H E R S E L F A S S H E S TA R T S E X P L O R I N G R E L AT I O N S H I P S B E F O R E S H E LEAVES SCHOOL. SEE ALSO: THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER, W H AT I F ?, A B O U T T I M E T H I S TA R A N T I N O N U M B E R F O L L O W S 6 C R I M I N A L S HIRED TO STEAL DIAMONDS IN THE PERFECT CRIME BUT THEY DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER’S IDENTITIES. G R I P P I N G , F U N N Y A N D V E R Y TA R A N T I N O. SEE ALSO: M E A N S T R E E T S , P L AT O O N . CHALET GIRL GENRE: THROWBACK SEEN THIS FILM ABOUT 20 TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD. A GIRL WHO U S E D T O B E A S K AT E B O A R D E R G O E S TO BE A CHALET GIRL AND DISCOVERS SNOWBOARDING (AND ED WESTWICK) WHILST BEING OUT THERE. S E E A L S O : A C I N D E R E L L A S T O R Y, W H A T A GIRL WANTS, NOT ON NETFLIX BUT JUST AS GOOD: WILD CHILD, ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING 7