Premier of Queensland
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All Queenslanders
In the Entire State of
SUNNY QLD 4000
Executive Building
100 George Street Brisbane
PO Box 15185 City East
Queensland 4002 Australia
Telephone +61 7 3224 4500
Facsimile +61 7 3221 3631
Email [email protected]
Website www.thepremier.qld.gov.au
Dear Queenslanders
I don’t know how to say this, but the truth is I’ve been a dick about the whole bikie thing. I’m really
just picking on one minority to flex my muscles and show you who is in charge of this state. I have
to admit, that I have an inferiority complex, and picking on other people makes me feel LOADS
better about myself!
And that stuff with the CMC – weird I know! I just haven’t quite refined my style without everyone
making such a bloody fuss! Not to mention the slashing and burning I did to Queensland health,
community service organisations and the arts. I don’t know where to begin to apologise for that
one! I’m sorry. I’m flawed like all human beings, and I need a good kick up the arse so I get my shit
sorted.
Best wishes, kind regards and much love
CAMPS
xx
P.S. I hope you love the old Queensland Government logo as much as I do!
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