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Fun-Zone

I am an element named after a star . What am I ? Helium ( after Helios , the Sun )

What is the name of agent 007 ' s Eskimo cousin ? Polar bond

I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite . He said NaBrO .

Helium walks into a bar . The bartender says , " We don ' t serve noble gases here ." Helium doesn ' t react .

It has been discovered that money consists of a yet-to-be-indentified superheavy element . The proposed element names is Un-obtainium .

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner . " Oh Bunsen , my flame ," the sodium pined . " I melt whenever I see you ," The Bunsen burner replied , " It ' s just a phase you ' re going through ."

Q : What do you do with a sick chemist ? A : If you can ' t helium , and you can ' t curium , then you might as well barium .