I am an element named after a star. What am I? Helium( after Helios, the Sun)
What is the name of agent 007 ' s Eskimo cousin? Polar bond
I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, " We don ' t serve noble gases here." Helium doesn ' t react.
It has been discovered that money consists of a yet-to-be-indentified superheavy element. The proposed element names is Un-obtainium.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. " Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. " I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, " It ' s just a phase you ' re going through."
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can ' t helium, and you can ' t curium, then you might as well barium.