I am an element named after a star . What am I ? Helium ( after Helios , the Sun )
What is the name of agent 007 ' s Eskimo cousin ? Polar bond
I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite . He said NaBrO .
Helium walks into a bar . The bartender says , " We don ' t serve noble gases here ." Helium doesn ' t react .
It has been discovered that money consists of a yet-to-be-indentified superheavy element . The proposed element names is Un-obtainium .
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner . " Oh Bunsen , my flame ," the sodium pined . " I melt whenever I see you ," The Bunsen burner replied , " It ' s just a phase you ' re going through ."
Q : What do you do with a sick chemist ? A : If you can ' t helium , and you can ' t curium , then you might as well barium .