The Absurd Life of Brandon the Cat
By Rebecca Doherty
*Inspired by the works of Shel Silverstein
It is quite funny
to see a near-grown kitty
being dragged by the scruff
by his pregnant mother.
Curiouser still –
his father became his brother!
Such is the life of mustachioed Brandon,
who could be an international spy
if it didn’t require him to lie –
anywhere but in his bed!