Easterns Nomads October 2016 Magazine easterns nomads october issue | Page 12

Confession....
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in
church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees. After the services, Mike starts talking to the
minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right
now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home.
My wife died a year ago."

SOUTH AFRICAN REVENUE SERVICES
I finally received my tax return for 2015 back from the SARS.
It puzzles me!
They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed?
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied:
· 16 million unemployed people;
· 8 million illegal immigrants;
· 1,5 million drug dealers;
· nearly a million people in overcrowded prisons;
· 234 members of Parliament
· and a useless President with 6 wives........
SARS suggest that this is NOT correct?
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
Iʻm really becoming forgetful in my old age...!!!!