An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the
remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the
porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For heaven’s
sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the
moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida
?????'
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
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Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "Do you know who the father is?"
"For f.... Sakes , if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made
you fart?"
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Men are Not romantic
Girl sms's her boyfriend:'' My love... If you're sleeping, send me your
dreams. If you are smiling send me your smile. If you are crying send me
your tears. I love you.'' ..... The guy replies:' Ek kak. Wat moet ek stuur