Drum Magazine Issue 4 | Page 30

Singer Andre 3000 of Outkast at the MTV Europe Music Awards 2004 at Tor di Valle in Rome, Italy. (Photo by John Rogers/Getty Images) Forget the ‘bling’ The true gentleman does not need to try too hard; it’s what you know not what you show. If others choose to walk around looking like they’ve just raided Mr T’s dressing-up box, that’s their business. In fact, how about we retire the whole concept of ‘bling’ here and now. As a term it is now hopelessly devalued, and the moment it dropped agonisingly from Richard Madeley’s smug, white-bread mouth was surely the moment it died anyway. Hosiery is your friend Socks are not just socks. They are gentlemen’s hosiery. And a sock is not a sock without a socksuspender. Give the ladies a thrill when seated by raising a trouser leg slightly to reveal a flash of sussy. Denim is your enemy Lazy, lowest common denominator prole-wear. I don’t care if they’re ‘comfy’. Why not just slap on a pair of elasticated track-suit bottoms and have done with it. Accessorise, accessorise The hat, the cravat, the belt. These are, despite the name, never mere ‘accessories’ – they are a vital part of your ensemble. As Farnsworth Bentley says: “If I don’t have a pocket square, I feel like I’m walking around with no drawers.” Top tip: Silk knots are a colourful, reasonably priced alternative to cuff-links. Be a gentleman It’s not enough just to wear the look. You have to live it. Being a gentleman means opening a door for a lady, cooking for her, standing up when she returns from powdering her nose. It does not mean tucking money into her underwear before pouring half a bottle of champagne over her breasts. OK?