Drag Illustrated Issue 109, May 2016 | Page 26

Dirt Bill Miller, Troy Buff & the Chinese Zodiac The interesting story of a true Top Fuel trifecta By Susan Wade, CompetitionPlus.com 26 | D r a g I l l u s t r a t e d | DragIllustrated.com restless, prone to mood swings, and impatient about getting their way. They usually don’t play happily with Tigers in the Chinese zodiac jungle. So there was Buff – a Tiger. Legend has it that a tiger is independent, territorial, competitive, confident, brave, restless, and insistent on his own way. Perhaps drag racing is the perfect career for Buff, for a Tiger is someone who thrives with periods of intense action and then quiet reflection and someone who goes straight, tackling tasks head-on. Neither money nor power motivates Tigers, but they love a stiff challenge, especially if the results mean something significant to them. These type-A Tigers don’t like to obey others, and all counsel says to avoid dealing with Monkeys. So how was Buff to know? If he ever got any free time from racing, working in his family’s machine shop, his own business installing home entertainment systems, or his audio equipment building projects, Chinese astrology wasn’t high on his list of priorities. It was for Virgie Miller. “That was the first thing Virgie did. She looked at the Chinese horoscope and said, ‘You’re a Tiger,’” Buff said. “And she showed me in her book that the best job for me would be to drive a race car. It said that in the book. I told her, ‘You’re ly- Issue 109 PHOTO: RON LEWIS T he Chinese zodiac is a 12-year cycle in which the years are represented by animals, each with its unique traits. And a decade ago, Top Fuel driver Troy Buff probably had no clue what that had to do with drag racing. (Most native Texas don’t consult the Chinese lunar calendar before planting cotton or choosing their careers or mates.) Spring, Texas’ Buff, however, found out about such signs, omens, and warnings when he signed on to be the driver at Bill Miller Engineering starting in 2007. The Chinese zodiac primarily is the interest of Miller’s wife and team co-owner Virgie, but Bill Miller certainly doesn’t discount its influence. For instance, the lucky color for monkeys is yellow. So, that’s likely the reason Miller always dons a yellow baseball cap, thus NHRA announcers penchant for referring to the high-end parts manufacturer and racer as “The Man in the Yellow Hat.” Miller had said when he announced his decision in November 2005 to hire Buff predecessor Alan Bradshaw, “I looked up Alan’s Chinese astrological sign, and he’s a Monkey, which is what I am. He’s also a Gemini, the same as me. So we have a lot in common already.” Buff happens to be a Tiger – and Tigers are natural enemies of Monkeys, according to Chinese zodiac lore. So that appeared to be a major ‘uh-oh’ right there. Monkeys, anyone from Beijing probably could have cautioned Buff, are intellectual, ravenous for knowledge, known for their clever genius in solving complex problems with ease – well-suited for engineering or careers as scientists, researchers, or inventors. But they also can be mischievous,