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GROOMS OVERHEARD
H2B: “If I’m being totally honest,
I’m getting really annoyed with
wedding planning.”
B2B: “I don’t want to
spoil the surprise for
you, but I’m thinking
about choosing a
wedding dress that
incorporates lace.
What do you think?”
H2B: “Is that the stuff
they make curtains
from?”
B2B: “I’d like a theme
for our wedding. Maybe
fairground or circus? I
want something really
fun!”
H2B: “Oh, I know, I
know!! Why don’t
we do a summer
feet? That would
be awesome.”
B2B: “Feet?! Do
you mean fête?”
B2B: “Aw, why’s that?
H2B: “I’m stressed. I’m tired.
I’m sick of that stupid pinning
thing where you see
something new you like
every 5 seconds, and I’d
rather be in my onesie
watching X Factor.
Yeah. Deal with that.”
“As we’re
writing our
own vows,
can I mention
sexual
favours?”
Hubby to be
Silence.
“No, our
suits already
come with
buttonholes,
so we’re all
good there”
Hubby to be
H2B: “Whatever.”
B2B: “I definitely want to get
gifts for both sets of our parents –
maybe a meal in a nice
restaurant or some flowers? I’m
going to do little gift bags for my
bridesmaids at the hen do. They’ve
all done so much for us.
Are you planning to
get your Best Man
anything? What
about your ushers?
H2B:“Probably beer.”
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