Dossiers A Better Life The Psionic Predator, by Charles Cosimano | Page 82

quite as hilarious as the result of sending the soon-to-be former (at this writing) Senator
Santorum the video of the woman and the dog in his sleep a few years back, but it will
still be pretty funny.
Once you have had your fun with the politician, go after a televangelist. They make
really good marks because even if they do not believe in the nonsense they preach,
they have it in the back of their minds that it might actually be true and if they get a
divine visitation kicking them out of bed they will respond in ways that are hilarious
beyond mentioning. You can get them to say anything, no matter how ridiculous.
Ok, you've given divine inspiration to a politician and caused him to make a complete
fool of himself. Then you went to an evangelist and made him appear even more stupid
than god made him. Now it is time for the big show.
First you will need a church parking lot in an ethnic neighborhood, either Hispanic or
eastern European. Project there but do not draw energy yet. You want to just look
around and see what targets present themselves. You are looking for three incredibly
stupid children. Ok, all children are incredibly stupid but you are looking for three
especially incredibly stupid ones. (I can loan you the grandchildren of my in-laws...)
After you have found the targets, begin drawing energy in until you attain reasonable
visibility. You just sort of want to be a glowing blur so they cannot determine your
gender by looking at you. You can guess what is going to happen next.
The children will run home saying that they saw Jesus or the Virgin Mary or some saint
or other and pretty soon all the superstitious morons in the area will flock to the site.
Then all you have to do is repeat the projection on a reasonably regular basis for a
while an let the mass hysteria do the rest. They will hallucinate all manner of things
and you won't have to do anything yourself.
Once you have done that it is time to give the Pope a little visit. But I dont' have to go
into detail on that. You can pretty much figure out on your own what to do.
The human imagination is a powerful weapon in
the wrong hands and we are the wrong hands.
The possibilities are endless and you don't have to wait to be dead to do it.